AIDS

Why should I worry about AIDS? I'm not black or gay. What if you're black AND gay? Do you instantly become infected with AIDS? Or do you have to get it from doorknobs and hugs like everyone else?

Why did Kellogg's change the formula for Cracklin' Oat Bran? I liked the way it was before. Now it's too cinnamon-y for my liking. Perhaps they did a study and found that people like having their favorite cereals have extra cinnamon flavor. Either way, it still makes me poop with regularity.

JAMES, GET OFF MY LAWN!